YM778.TV Chapter 161: Don't Go So Fast!!
"... Mhmhmhmhm~" Azmond sang with a small, twitching smile.
"Who\'s ready to go? Because I sure am! Let\'s just leave already!" He yammered with an awkward expression as his figure flashed around the spiritual garden.
**Whoosh!** **Whoosh!**
He snatched up both the perturbed beauties before holding one in each arm, with Emu taking ownership over the top of his head.
**Whoosh!**
His figure zipped through the skies above as he made it above the clouds in but the blink of an eye!
"!!!?"
Both of the beauties were utterly taken aback by such abrupt actions by him, as they had appeared thousands of meters in the sky before they even knew what happened!
Although they couldn\'t complain about the position that they wound up in
In fact, such a \'romantic\' position made them a little wet; a sweet-smelling scent began to invade Azmond\'s nose, however, like the astute man he was
He ignored the heavenly smell, consuming one of his senses!
"..."
The sunset began to set in the distance as a resplendent glow of darkened red overtook the once blue and green scenery.
It was a picturesque view that could only be properly witnessed if you were high enough in the air.
\'What the hell is this set up?? A picture-perfect view just coincidentally appeared out of nowhere, right when I made it up above??? I won\'t do anything with either of them right now! Go away!\'
(Tsk, stingy. *Cough* (I mean, just fuck them already!!)
\'I won\'t do anything! Emu is here as well, you know!\' He thought adamantly!
(...)
....
Anyway...
Azmond gazed on over the dazzling scenery with two beauties in hand and a cute slime on head.
"This will be the last time we come here for a while, you know?" A deep, slightly melancholic voice resounded out.
His words made their way into the two beauties\' ears, and although they didn\'t have much attachment to this place. They still became a little emotional when they heard that they would be leaving the place where they truly began connecting with Azmond...
This was where they really began to learn more about the man called \'Azmond\'.
A man who was a lover and companion to one
A man who was the host and master to another (and baka)...
They wouldn\'t lie and say that they didn\'t have the slightest bit of emotional attachment to this mysterious garden of spiritual stones.
.....
"I will miss this place, and I will especially miss my trusted compatriot." He began with a small smile,
\'Just leave already!!\' The giant spiritual stone began to flare up with a fiery blue aura!
It didn\'t want to see that stinking monster ever again!
"However, this world has far more to offer to me than what is limited to this small spiritual garden." He spoke with an expectant expression.
He couldn\'t delay his inevitable introduction into this wide, unknown world any longer!
His words began to fade off into the distance as he disappeared with beauties and slime in tow, but not before getting out one last piece: "I will be back to come see you all again...
I also need to go and help out those helpless, perverted gods." He began with a fond expression as he recalled those troubled closet perverts.
"I need to question that Loki pervert as well! I can\'t believe he... err, I mean, she lied to me about being a guy! How could I miss out on meeting such a beauty- err, I mean!" He didn\'t know what he meant anymore!
**Whack!** **Whack!**
Two consecutive whacks hit him right on the head!
"Ow! what was that for?" He faked a feeling of pain.
"I was just kidding about that stuff" He grimaced with an aggrieved expression while rubbing his head to soothe the \'pain\'.
"Humph! Stop thinking about other women!"
They scolded the dumb idiot in unison.
One, unaware of the busty woman right next to her, pressed her bountiful body up against her man
While the other one, aware of the other contender for the \'bustiest rankings\' top spot, completely ignored the existence of the black-haired beauty
"!?!?"
**Zzttt!**
Sparks suddenly flew in the air when they felt a disturbance in the force yet again!
They both looked at the spot of the other one, staring each other down with menacingly cute glares.
One seen and the other unseen One system and the other, a woman
They had quite the interesting dynamic going on between the two of them. That\'s for sure
"Heh." Azmond successfully diverted attention away from him as he took this chance to begin his escape!
**Whoosh!** **BOOooOOoMM!**
He boomed throughout the air at supersonic speeds, attempting to escape the two felines!
Only to realize...
He brought them with him.
**Whack!**
Another set of whacks came as they both smacked the man.
"Don\'t go so fast, you idiot! It makes me sick!" They moaned in sync.
\'It looks like this is going to be a long journey\'
**Whoosh**
His thoughts faded off as he began his \'slightly slower\' journey into the eastern parts of the Great Wildlands Forest.
|Hey Azmond?!?| Boundless asked with a cheerful expression as she noticed that the stupid bimbo had fallen asleep in Azmond\'s right grip.
"...Yes?" He responded with a heavy sigh, for what felt like the millionth time today.
She beamed a little when she heard his soothing voice again, before she asked the same thing she has been asking for days now: |Are we almost there yet!? Hehe!| She giggled as she clung even tighter to his left arm.
Her two milky, white pillows fervently squished up against his muscular arm as they enveloped his poor arm completely.
"..." He felt that heavenly sensation again, but ignored it all the same.
His lethargic voice sounded out not long after: "Yes, we\'re almost there."
However, his answer was different from all the previous times