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Chapter 72: Miss Crazy

Translator: Strivon Editor: Strivon

Qin Fen just stood there, not knowing whether or not to laugh or cry. He had been tricked! This Squad Leader Hao didn’t know how to use those crazy medical treatment techniques at all. Qin Fen just realized that Squad Leader Hao was lying.

“Could it be....” Qin Fen was trying to get a feel for things as he asked the two commanding officers, who were still laughing. “That your specialty is trickery, Squad Leader?”

A hint of praise streaked within Squad Leader Hao, who was still roaring with laughter. He nodded, giving a thumbs up, as he did his best to control his own laughter. “Kid, you’re not that stupid after all. You realized what I’m going to teach you so quickly.”

Qin Fen could do nothing but smile wryly. After receiving the cramming education from Boor, Qin Fen had already been tricked twice. He would be a fool without a brain if he couldn’t tell what these instructors were going to teach him.

“How interesting. How interesting.” Squad Leader Hao stopped his smile and straightened his body. “You’re not bad, even though you’re not as astute as your older brother.”

“What? My brother stumbled before?” Qin Fen was always concerned when it came to his brother, asking for all information about Qin Fen.

“Your older brother.... Hehe....” Squad Leader Hao’s smile was that of subtle embarrassment. “He’s actually quite sharp... quite sharp....”

“He didn’t get tricked?” Qin Fen got his answer, and his heart burst with pride. Squad Leader Hao’s lying skills could be said to be absolute, but his brother actually wasn’t taken in. His brother was truly amazing!

“How could he be tricked by something so simple? Qin Zhan made use of what Old Hao planned and tricked Old Hao instead.”

Looking all refined, Boor suddenly interjected and exposed Squad Leader Hao’s scandal from back in the day. Just by looking at his smile, Qin Fen knew that Boor had certainly been tricked by Squad Leader Hao back in the day.

Qin Fen stared dead-fixed on Squad Leader Hao. It was impossible to read any lies from Squad Leader Hao with how he would always have a face of incomparably genuineness as he spoke, yet Qin Fen’s older brother had actually beat Squad Leader Hao at his own game? Counter-tricking him?

Squad Leader Hao’s face turned a shade of red from what Old Boor had done. “I say, Boor, this brother gave you quite a bit of time just now, and this is how you repay me? Aren’t you biting the hand that feeds you?”

“Who was it that got tricked by you? Making me meet up with Miss Crazy?” Boor had a face smug with hate.

A trickery yesterday? Qin Fen couldn’t help but study Squad Leader Hao once more. This squad leader clearly told lies quite frequently, so his old acquantances were certainly always on guard against him, yet Boor had actually been tricked? It seemed that Squad Leader Hao’s trickery was more complicated than what he displayed just now.

“Haha, it’s been too long since I tricked you, so I gave you a big gift. Don’t mention it. Don’t mention it.”

Squad Leader Hao’s behavior seemed to be that of a humble person who had done a good deed.

“It’s been too long? Two weeks is too long for you?” Boor’s expression was that of great resentment, “Next time just keep this big present to yourself. Never again. Next time go trick Butcher into meeting with Miss Crazy.”

“I lied.” Pride surged in Squad Leader Hao’s smile. “I tricked Butcher into meeting with Miss Crazy before picking up the recruits.”

Boor nodded his head, looking as if he suddenly understood something, “No wonder... No wonder that Butcher was gnashing his teeth in anger towards you during those days.”

Another wrinkle appeared on Qin Fen’s forehead, one of puzzlement. Miss Crazy? What kind of person was this? It looked like all the drill instructors thought her as a headache.

“What’s the kid thinking about?” Squad Leader Hao clapped and said, “I know! You’re thinking about Miss Crazy, right? Okay, I’m going to speak the truth with you. That woman is really beautiful. She has the figure, and she has the face. She’s just a bit crazy when she plays poker. That’s why we call her Miss Crazy, but she’s unthinkably able, warm, and virtuous normally. Are you interested? I can introduce you.”

Qin Fen began shaking his head. Not a single truthful wordd came out of Squad Leader Hao’s mouth. It was simply best to think about the complete opposite whenever Squad Leader Hao spoke.

“Please don’t try to trick me again, Squad Leader. Miss Crazy isn’t beautiful, nor does she have that much of a figure or face. I’m guessing that the only time she’s not crazy is when she plays poker. Normally she’s extremely crazy, right?”

Squad Leader Hao stared stunned at Qin Fen, and Boor stared fixed at Qin Fen as well. The four eyes looked straight at Qin Fen in a very puzzling manner.

Soon, Qin Fen felt that the four eyes weren’t actually looking at him but in his direction.

To be accurate, they were looking right behind him!

There was furious intent!

With a quiver, Qin Fen automatically made use of the Arhat Cloud Walk of the Shaolin Arhat Fist, his body immediately turned into a storm as he rushed before Squad Leader Hao.

Feeling that the person behind him didn’t attack, Qin Fen turned around curiously to study this person. Even though Qin Fen had been mulling over Boor’s lecture in memorization and was on guard against Squad Leader Hao’s trickery, it was still not an easy matter for someone to get close to Qin Fen without Qin Fen knowing.

A woman? Her fiery red hair spilled down to her shoulders like a waterfall. She wore a well-ironed military uniform, and her skin was as smooth as butter while as white as snow. Her beautiful face carried a mature grace. She looked to be a normal female soldier within the Army.

But Qin Fen didn’t feel this way. Seeping through the surface, Qin Fen was able to see what was hidden away. This woman appeared to be merely a beautiful yet ordinary female soldier, but in actuality, she was like an extremely sharp steel blade hiding in a scabbard.

Qin Fen had contact with many experts these days. His strength hadn’t soared to the apex like a rocket, but his strength of judgment had been tempered unwittingly to him. Plus, Qin Fen also possessed martial senses that exceeded the typical person. He knew that he was absolutely not wrong in reading this woman.

In this moment, what appeared to be an angry woman on the surface contained a strength within her body more powerful than these two drill instructors.

“You really have balls, Qin Fen!” Squad Leader Hao gave Qin Fen a swift thumbs up as he quickly created several meters of distance between them to the side. He made it look like he had no relationship with Qin Fen, while some hints of priase seeped through his smile. “You are the first who dares to talk about our military’s Phoenix like this! Respect!”

“Qin Fen? So your last name is Qin, eh? You think I’m ugly kid? That my figure is lacking?”

Phoenix gently straightened her chest in all smiles. Under the framing of her military uniform, her excellent figure was displayed to an excellent degree.

“This, you’re very beautiful ma’am.”

Light flashed in Qin Fen’s eyes. Phoenix was Miss Crazy! It was best not to offend these headache inducing drill instructors and just tell it as it was.

“Good. It looks like you know how to admit when you’re wrong. I’ll just give you a beating.”

Phoenix had spoken so simply, yet her words were unquestionable like an elder deciding the punishment toward a member of the younger generation.

Qin Fen felt the two drill instructor scoot back. There was not a hint of military tradition in their actions, of senior officers defending their own soldiers.

Phoenix produced a leisurely step, and it was as if ten meters of distance was nothing to her feet. She arrived right in front of Qin Fen with this single step. She didn’t even seem to twist her waist when the arm placed at her waist simply shot out, hissing through the air as it curved toward his neck. It was truly akin the the sudden attack of a viper.