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Chapter 119: Busted Tooting One’s Horn

Translator: Exodus Tales Editor: Exodus Tales

“What?”

The two girls laughed at the same time, while the other staff members cast a gaze of disdain. They had followed these beautiful sisters for quite some time already, and they often couldn’t tell who was who. It seemed like only the Fiery Miss Cheng Yan could tell these two apart.

Someone who just met the girls not just a few minutes ago was talking big about being able to tell them apart? The staff members sneered, and suddenly one of them yelled, “Talking big, huh? If you really have the skills, show it for us to see.”

Qin Fen wanted to refuse this boring suggestion, but then he discovered that Ya Xin and Ya Fei were looking at him with gazes of hope and expectation.

“Do you two want to see?”

When faced with two gods of wealth — no, when faced with two goddesses of wealth, Qin Fen didn’t mind discerning between the two.

“Yep yep!” Ya Xin and Ya Fei nodded at the same time and said, “We really want to know. There has never been anyone who was able to tell us apart upon first meeting us.”

Qin Fen smiled. So it turned out things were like this.

A short silence passed, and one of the staff members suddenly shouted, “What’s wrong? Is the horn you’re tooting busted?”

Qin Fen shrugged his shoulders. “If I can tell you two apart, can you give me a few more autographs?”

Ya Xin and Ya Fei looked at Qin Fen feeling quite strange about him. Guys typically strove to win favor from them. They wished to leave behind good impressions. It was very rare for them to meet someone like Qin Fen, who directly pursued his own interests completely in the open without caring what Ya Xin and Ya Fei thought at all.

“This....” Ya Xin and Ya Fei both gently tapped their cinnabar lips with their white-jade-like fingers. “If you can really tell us apart, you just need to accept one request from us and we will sign a few more autographs. Is that okay?”

Seeing how there was hope, Qin Fen’s spirits greatly rose. “If it’s within my capabilities and doesn’t violate federal law.”

“Of course.”

Ya Xin and Ya Fei smiled sweetly in unison. The two locked gazes, and they spoke looking like they already knew what condition the other had in mind. “You can turn around now. We’re going to switch spots a few times.”

Qin Fen shrugged, certain of his victory. He turned to look at the t-shirts in the suitcase that have yet to be signed, and the smile on his face grew more gorgeous than the full bloom of flowers in spring.

“Okay, you can turn back around now.” One of the staff members shouted next to them.

Qin Fen turned around and looked at the two identical girls, Ya Xin and Ya Fei, who were dressed as spring beauties. “You’re Ya Fei, and you’re Ya Xin.”

Every single one of the staff members were stupefied once more. Last time was because of Qin Fen’s shameless behavior in asking for autographs only to sell them later. This time was because they were shocked by Qin Fen’s powerful discerning ability.

The two girls of the Flying Hearts both were a bit baffled. Did this man really just tell them apart with a single glance? And he didn’t even need to examine them closely?

A few moments passed, and the same staff member who spoke last time spoke once more. “Lucky guess, right?”

Qin Fen shrugged his shoulders and didn’t say anything. He turned to face his back toward the two girls.

The two girls didn’t move the same way as last time, casually and slowly. This time, they both used their own martial arts to switch places over and over at super high speeds. Even some of the staff members were dizzied by the speed they swapped places. Only when no one could tell them apart did they stop moving.

Qin Fen turned around once more. He faced Ya Xin and nodded. “Hello, Ya Xin.”

This time the staff members became a bit slack-jawed. This man’s luck was a bit too good today, right?

“Do you still want to continue?”

Qin Fen couldn’t care less as he asked. Though the two possessed appearances that could be considered identical and auras that were really close, there was still a hint of difference in how the feeling their auras gave off. Qin Fen was able to easily tell them apart just based on this. Could it be that none of these people knew about this?

The two girls Ya Xin and Ya Fei locked gazes for a second before speaking once again in unison. “It’s fine. We believe that you really can tell us apart.”

“Then, what do you two want me to do?”

Qin Fen didn’t forget that he had to do one more thing in order to get their autographs.

These girls, whose music group was super popular in the Federation, had crafty smiles coming from the bottom of their eyes. “We want to first ask if you’ve participated in any counter-terrorism combat missions before.”

Qin Fen was a bit caught off guard by the question. He never thought that these two girls would care about this topic.

“I have. I participated in one a few days ago. I killed several terrorists and made one flee.”

Qin Fen didn’t hide it. In fact, it was quite meaningless to hide it.

The eyes of the two super popular girls radiated with a strange luster in an instant. “Then will you continue to participate in anti-terrorism combat missions in the future?”

Qin Fen shook his head. “Right now I am a soldier. It depends on the higher-ups’ arrangements. If I have the chance, I really do want to participate in more counter-terrorism missions.”

Qin Fen’s expression was very sincere. Whoever looked into his eyes would know that he wasn’t bragging or being modest. The staff workers now looked at him in a more favorable light.

Quite a few of the military’s battles were counter-terrorism missions nowadays, and counter-terrorism missions possessed the highest death rate for soldiers. This young man actually wasn’t the least bit scared of taking part in counter-terrorism. Instead, he was extremely willing to take part. It stirred up enormous and noble sentiments.

The two super-popular girls looked at Qin Fen, and the strange glow in their eyes grew brighter. A faint hint of adoration seeped through the glow, or perhaps it was better to describe it as touching emotion.

Xue Tian felt himself nearly choke. He might even get some internal injuries if he were to continue choking like this. These people just knew that Qin Fen really wanted to fight against terrorists, and quite a few of them began to feel emotions of reverence because of it. If these people knew the real reason why Qin Fen wanted to participate in these battles—to make money—perhaps their expressions might become richer in emotion.

“If you had the chance, would you fight for the right to participate?”

“I would fight for this chance with all my strength!” The glow in Qin Fen’s pair of tiger-like eyes rose sharply. He absolutely wouldn’t let any chance to make money escape his grasp.

The two super-popular girls locked glances at once before saying, “Then can you tell us your experience in counter-terrorism missions? It needs to be convincing. Don’t trick us. If you have the chance to take part in counter-terrorism missions in the future, can you continue to tell us your experiences at the time?”

Qin Fen smiled. It took a greater part of the day, but in the end, these two super-popular girls just wanted to hear the counter-terrorism experiences of a hero. He nodded. “No problem, this information isn’t classified.”

“You can’t just put on a show and do it half-heartedly for us.” The two super-popular girls spoke in unison once more. “You don’t have a way to get in contact with us. How will you tell us your experiences in the future when you participate in counter-terrorism missions?”

....

Qin Fen was stunned for a moment. It was lucky enough that he, a recruit, was able to participate in this counter-terrorism mission. He might not even have the chance to participate in other counter-terrorism missions in the future.

“Then let’s swap contact information.”

The number of times the two super-popular girls spoke in unison was unknown, but they did it again. Qin Fen felt as if he was listening to the sound of two-channel stereo audio. If he didn’t use their auras to discern them, it would be very hard to tell the two apart.

“Okay.”

Qin Fen took out his antique phone, drawing everyone’s gazes once more in an instant.

The two super-popular girls were just as shocked. Though they had met many experienced, knowledgeable, and powerful people so far this year, seeing the antique cell phone in Qin Fen’s hand would cause anyone to have the same reaction.

Even Butcher, who was a slaughterer on the battlefield capable of killing people without blinking an eye, who possessed incomparably powerful strength, was shocked all the same by the cell phone in Qin Fen’s hand.

This cell phone spoke too much of his personality!

Qin Fen finished saving the phone numbers and email addresses. Then he looked at the pile of t-shirts behind him. The two super-popular girls began to sign the t-shirts with great delight.

Qin Fen shook his head over and over when his eyes captured this sight. Xue Tian jabbed Qin Fen using an elbow. “Bro, what are you shaking your head for? You got a good haul this time.”

Qin Fen scratched his head with an index finger. He lowered his voice and said, “I believed that they only enjoy being the target of other people’s adoration. I never thought that they are just like other girls, loving war heroes.”

Half of Xue Tian’s smile faded from his face. He lowered his voice even lower. He said, practically sticking by Qin Fen’s ear, “Old Qin, you’ve guessed wrongly this time. They don’t adore war heroes. They like war heroes of counter-terrorism. You don’t know since you’re not a fan of them, but their parents died by the hands of terrorists. That is why they feel strongly about their anti-terrorism cause.”

Qin Fen slowly nodded his head. He quickly retracted his emotions of snobbery toward the two girls, and admiration boiled up within him at the same time.

All of the t-shirts were soon signed, and the two super-popular girls began to sign Qin Fen’s autograph book. At the same time, Qin Fen followed according to their agreement and began to tell the details of the last mission to these two super-popular girls.

Qin Fen told the story very simply and concisely, but he didn’t omit any details. By the time he finished talking about the mission, the two super-popular girls had already burst into tears.

“These terrorists don’t have any humanity. We will certainly write these things into a new piece of musical work.”

“That’s right. We also need to write Brother Qin Fen in as well.”

“You can’t. You can’t reveal his true name.” Butcher spoke coldly. “Unless you two want him to die.”

The cold and unyielding words caused the two girls to be shocked, but then they nodded their heads. “What you say is right, sir. We will listen to you.”

“By the way, if you have a mission, you need to get in contact with us once it’s over.” Ya Xin finished speaking, and Ya Xin complemented, “We can give you more autographs if you still want them....”

“I do. Of course I do.” Qin Fen became even more excited. His mind began to swim with thoughts on what he needed to do to pick up new missions once he finished this mission.

“The hell are you all doing here!?”

The arrogant, unyielding, sharp, and high-pitched female voice resonated from a distance not too far behind Qin Fen.

Qin Fen didn’t need to turn around at all to know that the woman who had roared was none other than the woman who Phoenix glared with just now. From her fiery temper, Qin Fen could tell that she had clearly lost the battle just now.

The staff members were quite lively watching the show a moment ago, but now they scattered like birds and beasts. They hurried to attend to their own matters.

Qin Fen didn’t spare the woman a glance either. He turned and carefully packed up his clothes. All these clothes were money, after all.

“You! What are you up to!?”

Two straight legs with ten-centimeter high slender high-heels firmly stood before Qin Fen’s eyes. The imposing aura that towered above was akin to the pressure of dense dark clouds.

“I’m talking about you! I’m asking you a question!”

A ten-centimeter slender high-heel was raised, and it came stomping down like lightning toward the autographed white t-shirts in the suitcase.