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Chapter 43:



#Director, come out and let\'s have a good talk. Why does my minister insist on pairing with Liang Wen!

#During the third period, I was indifferent to the couple Ye Yinxi and Qi Chuanchuan, so this period will give me food. Boom! So happy.

#不是饭场我, I feel that Ying Shunchen and Liang Wen stand together inexplicably matching!

Director: Wrong. Really no inside story. It\'s just TM magic. From another perspective, is it possible that Tiantian wants me to be popular?

Qiu Bao was also happy to see this group, he smiled and said: "Meeting is fate, whether you like it or not. That\'s how our grouping for the fourth phase is decided."

Qu Siyang groaned and looked at Ying Shunchen and Liang Wen pitifully. Woooo, I\'m so envious of Wenbao!

Several people changed into Hakka traditional costumes and regrouped.

Compared with Qiu Bao who wore a men\'s cardigan to give off the temperament of a peasant man, Ying Shunchen looked a lot like a young master of the Republic of China, very dignified.

Apart from the cardigans and wide-leg trousers, the four female guests also wore a black embroidered apron. The four had their **** braids combed up and drooping in front of their chests, each of them looked like Miss Republic of China.

Qiu Bao led everyone to a theater in Songkou Town a hundred years ago: Songkou Theater. It is a quadrangle courtyard with spectators on the left and right sides, and the front yard is raised one floor to make a stage. The Hakka people like to sing folk songs and perform Han opera. This used to be a place for Songkou people to listen to music during their leisure time. Now it has been converted into a teahouse for tourists to drink tea. Occasionally, only folk song troupes or Han opera troupes will perform on stage.

Due to the needs of today\'s live broadcast, the theater is not open to the public.

After everyone visited the theater, Qiu Bao said: "The four groups of guests, please perform a ten-minute story interpretation based on the content of the Hakka Museum that you visited before. It only needs to be related to Hakka culture."

#Ah, it\'s too difficult. I just watched it once and now I can\'t remember anything.

#It is a small case for me. I\'m afraid that Liang Wen will hold her back!

#我家文文Although she has little acting experience, she performed very well in "Did You Reverse Today". Please don\'t be too **** her! Naturally, it\'s not as good as your actor idol. But did she work hard?

#诗韵Come on, come on!

#This is a test of adaptability!

Qu Siyang looked confused, "What? Story interpretation? I was in a wandering spirit the whole time just now. Uncle Qiu, can you let me go back and take a look at that museum again?"

Shang Lian grabbed her and whispered something in her ear, Qu Siyang laughed and nodded, "Okay! Yes!"

Qiu Bao: "...Siyang, are you still going back to the museum?"

Qu Siyang waved his hands and said confidently: "It\'s not necessary, I, Monk Lian, will perform in minutes."

Qiu Bao: "Then invite the two of you to perform on stage."

#Ahahaha I have a bad feeling.

#沙雕剧 Let’s go.

#尚玲 has experience in acting in sketches. This group is fine.

The rest of the people sat down in the audience, and Monk Qu Siyang went backstage to prepare.

Ying Shunchen sat next to Liang Wen and said in a low voice, "Wenwen, what do you think?"

Without squinting, Liang Wen said softly, "Mr. Ying, please speak first!"

Ye Yinxi almost burst out laughing when she heard such a serious conversation between the two.

Qi Chuanchuan leaned over, wanted to show off but was a little apprehensive, gathered up his courage for a minute, and said, "Yinxi, what do you think of my idea?"

Ye Yinxi turned her head, her bright eyes met Qi Chuanchuan\'s. The air froze instantly, and all the words he had thought of were stuffed in his throat.

#悲川 is totally dumbfounded by the beautiful young lady

#叶音希 seems to be two years older than Qi Chuanchuan. If the two get along well, they are siblings.

#叶音希 Didn\'t she have an affair with her manager? You don\'t want to pull a man\'s partner casually, and cast your affection in vain.

#That\'s all gossip. I think they are a good match!

The dark blue curtain on the stage was slowly opened, and Qu Siyang came out step by step with his back bent.

The original black braid turned into a bun, and the Hakka girl in the Republic of China became an old Hakka lady.

Qu Siyang walked slowly to the center of the stage leaning on crutches, squinted his eyes for a while, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Grandson!"

#ahhahahaha let me go!

#Qu Siyang becomes Grandma Qu in seconds!

#尚独 Yes, willing to be a grandson!

Qu Siyang walked to the left side of the stage, and shouted again in a trembling voice, "Grandson!"

Still no answer.

At this time, Shang Lian pushed the door curtain with his butt, and hurriedly stepped back in small steps, as if he was avoiding someone, but suddenly bumped into Qu Siyang\'s back.

Qu Siyang groaned, and staggered two steps forward, if it wasn\'t for the crutches supporting the ground, he might have jumped to the ground.

Shang Lian looked back and saw that it was grandma, and immediately covered his mouth in fright and prepared to run away.

Unexpectedly, Qu Siyang turned his head and raised his crutches to hit him, "Grandson! You bastard, get the **** out of here! If you run again, your leg will be broken!"

Shang Lian ran with his head in his arms, from left to right, from right to left, while Qu Siyang chased and beat him.

Grandma Qu ran out of breath and stopped chasing her. She threw her crutches on the ground with a bang, sat cross-legged on the ground, and cried while covering her face.

#hahahaha Don\'t blame me, I can\'t help laughing. Qu Siyang would rather be a domineering girl who knocks Shang Lian to the ground twice than a trembling old lady.

#What are the grandchildren and grandchildren doing?

#Qu Siyang performed well this time, especially like a rural woman cursing the street.

#My God, Qu Siyang is really crying. What kind of hatred and grievances does she have for her monk to practice this grandson?

Qu Siyang cried and said: "The Wang family next door has a Jinshi, the Zhang family next door has a Juren, let alone the Li family in front of us has a scholar. My Shang family is at least from your grandfather\'s generation. Your grandfather and your father are still father and son in the same list, and it is a good story in the world. You are lucky, you can\'t even pass the exam as a scholar, how do you want me to explain to your dead grandfather and father. I am still a family heirloom. The line is going to be cut off here!"

#呵呵呀It\'s hard for Siyang to remember so many lines.

#The Hakkas attach great importance to scholars. They moved from the Central Plains to the mountainous areas of Guangdong and Fujian. The land is small and there are many people. The only way out is to study.

#I am a Hakka, our ancestral hall used to be a school. The children of the same clan all read in it.

Shang Lian stiffened his neck, and retorted: "Reading! Reading! Grandma, you can only say these two words. Why don\'t you look at how much money the boy from the Liu family next door next door made in Nanyang, and Yueyue gave it to his family. Sending things. It’s Western clocks and coffee, and the second boy of the Liu family shows off to me every day. I’m so mad! I also want to go to Nanyang, earn a lot of money, and honor your old man!”

When Qu Siyang heard his words, he immediately rolled his eyes, half dead with anger, "You bastard!"

#呀哦呀 I thought it was a sand sculpture drama, but who knew it was a bit sad to watch.

#Whether reading is important or earning money is important, it seems that this has been an eternal topic for hundreds of years.

#Don’t talk about that time, even now many people still think that reading is useless. It is always said that so-and-so graduated from elementary school to be the boss, and those who graduated with a doctorate worked for those who graduated from elementary school.

Shang Lian looked indignant, "What\'s so good about my father being a juror? Being a seventh-rank official won\'t be exhausting in the end. Otherwise, how can our grandmother and grandson rely on the help of the clan now."

Qu Siyang hated iron for being weak, and hit the ground hard with his crutches, "Your eyesight is too short! Even though grandma is so poor that she depends on them for food, grandma has a strong back. My man and my son are both Juren. If my grandson I think they are still proud of being able to pass the exam, or even the number one scholar!"

Shang Lian didn\'t hear it at all, and his face was imaginative, "I\'m going to take a boat from Songkou to Nanyang, I\'m going to find the Liu family boy, he can make money, so can I. At that time, I will send you Malay bird\'s nest for you. Send coffee from Indonesia, and when I come back to renovate the ancestral house, I will show you face!"

Qu Siyang\'s face was full of disappointment: "Grandma doesn\'t want what you said! I want you to study hard and bring honor to your ancestors."

Shang Lian waved his big hand, "No!"

At this time, the staff stepped forward and drew the curtain in front of the two of them.

After half a minute, Qu Siyang came out from behind the curtain.

She said she was going, but in fact her waist bent even harder, her legs trembled even more, and it was very difficult to even raise her head and squint her eyes.

#啊啊啊 Siyang\'s acting skills are good.

#思阳老妈妈的image I can\'t forget.

#This is many years later.

Qu Siyang walked to the left side of the stage, dropped his crutches, and slowly sat down cross-legged.

She raised her hand, put it on her forehead, and confessed in a trembling voice, "My grandson has been in Nanyang for two years, but he hasn\'t even received a single letter. I\'m a grandma, and I don\'t know if I can live to see him come back." One day?! Hey!"

#Rely on tears.

#No, it’s just a ten-minute short play, why are you crying about us.

#Grandma is so poor. After all, she loves her grandson.

This fashionist came out from the curtain and walked slowly to Qu Siyang, but Qu Siyang was already looking forward to it, and he didn\'t even see that it was his grandson standing opposite her.

#I died by my grandson? ! What about grandma!

#This story turned out to be a tragedy? !

Shang Lian knelt down and looked at Qu Siyang sadly.

"Grandma, I\'m sorry. I broke my promise. I set off from Songkou and encountered a typhoon as soon as I left Shantou Port, and died in the sea. I shouldn\'t be self-willed, and I shouldn\'t listen to you. We Hakka people always float here in order to survive. Floating away, the leaves always return to their roots after death. Now I\'m back! Do you feel it?!"

After speaking, he threw himself into Qu Siyang\'s arms, tears in his eyes. But Qu Siyang didn\'t feel it, he still stared into the distance, looking forward to the return of his grandson!

#Ah ah ah ah I cry!

#I went too miserable. Shang Lian, you are a comedian!

#楚思阳Monk Lian cooperated well. Both of them have acting potential.

The others below also saw it deeply,

Ye Yinxi wiped her tears, "Qu Siyang reminds me of my grandma. I wasn\'t around when my grandma passed away."

Qiu Baohong\'s eyes circled, "Our show has been voted the most sand sculpture variety show by netizens, and I guess this honorary title will be lost after this episode!"

Qu Siyang jumped down from the stage and rushed in front of everyone begging for praise, "How is it? How is it? My monk, Shang Lian, made a bet backstage just now. If there are more than three of you crying, he will call me grandma on Weibo. "

Everyone:"…"

Shang Lian came from the backstage and said embarrassingly, "Who is crying, please raise your hand!"

Ye Yinxi and Qiu Bao raised their hands, Qi Chuanchuan rubbed his eyes vigorously, and raised his hands too!

#Nima! I am now laughing in tears.

#Why is it turning so fast, I haven\'t cried enough yet.

#Call grandma? ! Qu Siyang dared to say it too!

#琼川川 obviously didn\'t cry, but in order to synchronize with Ye Yinxi, he rubbed his eye circles red.

#我臣 is really well-informed, he is not moved by this kind of plot.

#I feel that Wenwen has been distracted. It seems that you are not in the state since you participated in this issue?

#I noticed that too. I\'m afraid I\'m going to act with Ying Shunchen later, I\'m too nervous. Hahaha.

Seeing three people raise their hands, Qu Siyang pulled Shang Lian and shouted, "Brother Shang, call grandma!"

Shang Lian smiled helplessly, "I called you several times just now!"

"No! You promised to post Weibo and call me grandma." Qu Siyang insisted on taking advantage of this.

Shang Lian: "...I\'ll post it when this issue is over! As long as you dare to agree!"

Qu Siyang was fearless, "I must agree."

Shang Lian: "..."

The second group performed on stage were He Shiyun and Qiu Bao.

The two hurried out from outside the curtain. He Shiyun is in front and Qiu Bao is in the back.

Qiu Bao tugged at her sleeve, begging bitterly, "Shi Yun, do you really want to marry him?"

He Shiyun turned her head slightly, and said expressionlessly: "You are a small long-term worker, dare to pull the sleeve of my landlord\'s lady?! Rebellion?"

#I rely on dog blood drama!

#优淡地主家大小姐*Simple and honest long-term worker

#You are young and don’t know, Qiu Bao has acted in family ethics dramas before. This plot is probably made up by Qiu Bao.

#何诗韵 is really tailor-made to play this role. She usually calls herself Miss Jiao, very domineering.

After being reprimanded, Qiu Bao let go of his hand and said in a trembling voice: "Shi Yun, have you forgotten the moon we have seen together, the flowers we have smelled, and the river we have stepped on?"

It was obviously infatuated words, but when they came out of his mouth, people couldn\'t help laughing.

Even Liang Wen came back to her senses and laughed together with Ye Yinxi.

#HAHAHAHAHA Shadiaofeng.

#Qiu·Earth Taste Love Story Prince·Bao

He Shiyun snorted coldly, "I forgot everything you said. From now on, I am the eldest lady of the He family, and you are the employee of the He family. Different statuses and classes naturally lead to different paths. Don\'t be wishful thinking anymore. "

Qiu Bao\'s eyes widened, he shook his head again and again, and he didn\'t forget to take two steps back, his acting skills were really exaggerated.

"Shi Yun, you are the kind of person who dislikes the poor and loves the rich. Thanks to me, I rescued you from the bandits. Otherwise, you would not be able to marry the young master of the Wang family next door."

He Shiyun was startled, and stepped forward to reprimand: "Keep your voice down. If the Wang family next door hears it, I won\'t be able to get married!"

Qiu Bao thought he had the handle on He Shiyun, and immediately said in a low voice: "I won\'t tell! I won\'t tell anyone. As long as you elope with me!"

#Hahahahaha It\'s bloody!

#祝恩 This bad vulgar stalk has not been seen for a long time.

#enmmm This story seems to have nothing to do with Hakka.

#It\'s related. In the previous story of Qu Siyang\'s monk Lian, a Jinshi came out of the Wang family next door. He Shiyun should be marrying the Jinshi master of the Wang family next door, so of course she doesn\'t like long-term workers.

#Hahaha The netizens in front of me are too good. It all fits together.

He Shiyun: "...Qiu Bao, take a **** and shine on your face."

Qiu Bao held back his laughter, "Then I\'m taking off my pants now!"

#Hahahaha Qiubao is too bad!

#You take off! Not taking off is not a man!

#秋宝 is playing hooligans! Once you take it off, you can\'t put it on again!

The corners of He Shiyun\'s mouth twitched, "Tell me, what do you have? Houses have no houses, money has no money, why do you want me to elope with you?"

Qiu Bao looked infatuated: "But I love you!"

As he spoke, he made a gesture of digging out his heart, "Here is a heart that loves you, burning hot, beating for you!"

#Ah ah ah God, I can\'t stand it anymore!

#Vulgar! So vulgar!

#狗血小力手!

#In the face of He Shiyun, can Qiu Bao say I love you? !

He Shiyun was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and immediately said: "Come here! Get rid of this apprentice!"

Qiu Bao was shocked, and took two steps back again and again, "You can\'t do this to me!"

Just as everyone was waiting for a group of people to beat Qiu Bao violently, Qiu Changgong suddenly fell to the ground, curled up, and shouted, "Don\'t hit me! Don\'t! It hurts!"

#Fucking hot eyes. Play it yourself!

#No extras?

#OK I got it. It hurts to know Chubb. Stop whoops.

At this time, the curtain was drawn, and after a few seconds, He Shiyun came out and said: "Many years later, Miss He\'s eldest daughter and grandson all died, but she didn\'t know that her granddaughter still fell in love with a long-term worker, and that long-term worker\'s surname is Qiu! "

#啊HAHA ​​was caught off guard, thought it was **** enough, but who knew it would be **** at the end.

#All right, a rustic country love story.

#Your grandma abandoned my grandpa from beginning to end, this time it is my turn to abandon you from beginning to end. Ahhh I can\'t control my brain hole anymore.

Qiu Bao and He Shiyun joined hands on the stage to express their thanks.

The guests in the stands couldn\'t help laughing.

He Shiyun: "I must clarify, this is Brother Qiu\'s idea. I was forced."

Qi Chuanchuan chuckled, "I didn\'t expect you to be such a village master."

Qiu Bao waved his hand modestly, "If it weren\'t for the limited time, I still have a lot of branch lines that I haven\'t extended. For example, why did the eldest lady encounter bandits? Why did Changgong happen to be there by coincidence? Why did the eldest lady empathize with others? The next door Who is the young master Wang..."

#God stop talking! Tang Seng Qiu!

#It’s too bad not to be a screenwriter!

#秋宝 has the mouth of the host and the brain of the screenwriter.

Everyone laughed together, Liang Wen said with a smile: "Master, why don\'t you change your career."

Qiu Bao shrugged, "My story is too old, it\'s not popular."

Qu Siyang: "It\'s pretty good, I watched it with gusto."

Closer to home, the third group Ying Shunchen and Liang Wen performed on stage.

The two came to the stage at the same time, occupying one left and one right, each holding a few pages of paper in their hands.

#呵呵呵 It\'s enough for two people to just stand up.

#Yes, yes, I am satisfied with standing for ten minutes. A sweet shout from Liangchen CP Party!

#影王和小小鸡鸟!

#You are a rookie, your family is full of rookies!

Just when the bullet screen exploded, Liang Wen lowered her head and smiled, and slowly raised her head and said, "I am very happy to receive the handwriting. You have been studying abroad for more than three months, and I am waiting for you for more than three years. The plum blossoms outside Meijiang City , It’s a pity that there is no one to share the reward. I dare not urge you to return early, but I only hope that the handwriting will continue to comfort my heart. I can’t express my thoughts, but I hope to cherish it.”

#Ah ah ah what fairy lines? This is a love letter? love letter!

#Help me up! My fairy CP sends sugar online!

#梁文 Isn\'t she a dancer? How can it be exported as poetry?

#This is the style of letters imitating the Republic of China, and the plot of exchanging heartfelt love with your lover.

As soon as Liang Wen\'s words fell, Ying Shunchen\'s deep and magnetic voice sounded: "Happy to get the handwriting, read it over and over again. My wife is beautiful, and I saw my heart agitated yesterday. I live in summer wind and heat waves, and my wife\'s land is cold in spring. Across the ocean, There are thousands of mountains and rivers, the two places are separated, and there are thousands of rivers and mountains. I would like to enter each other\'s dreams, talk and read under the plum blossoms, so as to relieve the pain of lovesickness. When the plum fragrance floats in Meicheng again, it will be the day I return."

#啊啊啊My mother asked me why I knelt down and looked at my phone.

#It\'s too powerful, my minister!

#My ears are pregnant!

#Too sweet too sweet!

#One is full of affection, and the other is full of love! I joined the sugar party.

Ye Yinxi wanted to laugh and was moved at the same time, the two of them were good enough. Through the program, express love. But she is still the only one who knows, she can only shout silently in her heart, but she can\'t reveal a little.

Qu Siyang envied and hated, "Hey! Why didn\'t I get brother Ying!"

He Shiyun gritted her teeth, why does Liang Wen always have these opportunities to be tied to Ying Shunchen. Today, I even acted as a loving couple with him!

After reading the letter, Ying Shunchen moved to the right and switched places with Liang Wen. When he missed his body, he smiled softly at Liang Wen.

Without taking her eyes off Liang Wen, she walked up to where he was standing in a very upright manner.

"I haven\'t sent a letter for a long time, so I\'m very worried. But I\'m sick? But I\'m studying hard? I pray every night, and I hope that I can change my life and pray for your safety. I wait every day at Songkou Wharf. When the fragrance of plum blossoms disappears, when will you come back?"

Ying Shunchen didn\'t answer, turned around and went back behind the curtain.

After Liang Wen finished reading the letter, she looked up into the distance, trying to see if there was her husband on the passenger ship approaching from a distance.

However, one after another got off the boat, embraced their relatives, and went home with their relatives, leaving her alone waiting for the pier.

At this moment, a voice sounded from behind, "Wenwen!"

Liang Wen turned her head abruptly, she was taken aback for a moment, but couldn\'t believe it, her subtle expression was very well expressed.

Ying Shunchen put down the suitcase and called again, "Wenwen!"

Only then did Liang Wen come to her senses, and rushed straight to Ying Shunchen.

#Ah ah ah ah ah I go.

#hug hug!

#Hold her and kiss her!

#I order you to get married in situ!

Who knew that Liang Wen rushed in front of Ying Shunchen and stood still. After all, she hadn\'t seen her for more than a year, and someone was watching her, so she whispered, "You... you\'re back!"

Looking at her shy and timid face, Ying Shunchen\'s heart almost melted, and he stepped forward and hugged her tightly.

#Ah ah ah ah ah

#I\'m mad!

#良晨CP is completely locked! I swallowed the key!

#what\'s the situation?

#I do not want! My minister can only hug me!

#unacceptable! I used to sprinkle sugar secretly, but now I sprinkle it openly, ah, I want to take off the powder!

#I\'m telling the truth. If there is no relationship between Ying Shunchen and Liang Wen, I can only say that Ying Shunchen\'s acting skills are really good, and Liang Wen\'s acting skills are not bad either. I even cried!

Qu Siyang took Ye Yinxi\'s hand and said with a sullen face, "Yinxi, I\'m a little stuffed! No, I\'m really stuffed!"

Ye Yinxi patted her hand, "Baby, you have to watch carefully!" You can see more exciting scenes in the future.

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