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Chapter 27:



Only then did Liang Wen come back to her senses, and forced a smile, "Hello, actor!"

After finishing speaking, she realized that she was talking bald, and hurriedly added, "Mr. Ying..."

#hahahahaha. actor?

#Yes, my minister is the film king, that\'s right.

#神仙小姐 It seems that this is the first time that she showed an uneasy expression on the show.

#Is it possible that Liang Wen is also a fan of my minister? The way she looked at my minister just now was obsessed!

#Hahaha. It really is.

#我臣 is an eye-catching black hole that walks, even young ladies are fascinated by him.

Qiu Bao smiled and said: "Yes. This is the second special guest invited by our program director, Mr. Ying Shunchen! Welcome everyone."

Everyone applauded. Especially Qu Siyang was so excited that he almost cried.

How can I suppress my inner excitement and not lose face when participating in variety shows with idols? Very anxious to wait online.

Qu Siyang took two deep breaths, just when he was about to maintain the former ruthless supermodel persona, he caught a glimpse of Ying Shunchen\'s good-looking side face, broke his power for a second, and rushed over immediately, speaking incoherently with excitement, his hands and feet flustered, "Ying...ying..."

#hahahahaha. The real performance of the star chasing girl.

#Yes. Qu Siyang is a big fan of my minister. On her Weibo, she often reposts my minister\'s photos and licks them around.

#I\'m sour.

#思阳Don\'t be afraid, stand up!

Ying Shunchen: "Siyang, hello!"

Qu Siyang desperately covered his mouth, grabbed Liang Wen\'s hand, and waved it up and down.

Liang Wen was brought up and down, "..."

#Mom. What is it like to be called by your name by an idol? So **** cool!

#Qu Siyang is the luckiest girl today.

#Has anyone noticed that Liang Wen\'s earlobes are all red?

#Hahaha. yes oh.

Qu Siyang blushed, Aidou not only called her name, but only the last two words, happiness was about to faint.

"Ying...brother," Qu Siyang tried to call out, "Hello!"

Ying Shunchen hummed with a warm smile.

Qu Siyang wished he could run to the top of the mountain and shout twice, but he was afraid of being hunted down by his manager when he went back, so he could only jump on the spot covering his mouth.

After Ying Shunchen greeted the remaining guests, he stood beside Liang Wen very naturally, and on the other side was Qi Chuanchuan.

Liang Wen: "..."

#lickscreen!

#lickscreen!

#lickscreen!

#lickscreen!

#Inexplicably thinks that Liang Wen and Ying Shunchen are a good match.

#Please shut up above. My minister can get along with anyone, don\'t talk nonsense.

The director watched with joy as the number of online viewers soared: Oh, my life is at its peak. Ying Shunchen all came to participate, which was something that I never thought of when I was doing the first phase.

The assistant director looked admiring, "Director, how did you invite Ying Shunchen? And let him play the role of a primitive man, with such revealing clothes, his face looks like a ghost?"

The director covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "Even you don\'t believe me when I say it. I just sent a WeChat message to his agent, asking if the boss has time to participate? Guess what?"

Assistant Director: "What?"

The director laughed, "Ying Shunchen didn\'t even mention the remuneration, he just agreed."

Assistant director: "??! Impossible."

Director: "I used to think so. But you see, everyone came to the scene and stood there well."

Speaking of this, he pretended to be mysterious, "I think so. I have to thank Wen Bao for this."

Assistant Director: "How?"

Director: "God of Fortune Koi. Because of her participation, our show has high ratings and is praised by the official media. Today we even invited the most unlikely Ying Shunchen."

Assistant Director: "...You have never felt that your own ideas are more powerful?"

With such a theme, such a down-to-earth, and such a show that is close to the hearts of the people, there is no reason why it is not popular.

The director sighed, "Originally, I thought so too. But you see, Ying Shunchen is here, I think my personal charm is not enough. So, we still took advantage of Wen Bao\'s blessing."

After hearing this explanation, the assistant director was speechless.

During this period, Ying Shunchen went to the temporary tent next to him, changed his clothes, and then turned back.

Qiu Bao coughed twice on the stage, "Okay. Back to business. Let\'s play games in groups. Siyang, restrain yourself..."

Qu Siyang covered his face and nodded.

The agent who was watching in front of the screen looked dejected, and sent out a roaring version of the barrage: Qu Siyang! You wait for me.

#that is! Qu Siyang, idols are not yours alone. Please don\'t harass her!

#that is. As long as you like it in your heart, don\'t affect my minister\'s program.

#你看人梁雯, she obviously likes it to death, but she also restrained herself and stood aside.

#Aiyo Fuck. What do I mean? Liang Wen moved to the side, and my minister followed suit?

#The alarm bells are ringing loudly.

#You read it wrong. My minister just took a step towards the center of the stage, otherwise the camera would not be able to take a complete picture.

#scared me. I thought my minister was interested in Liang Wen.

#shut up. My subject belongs to all the subjects, not her Liang Wen.

The manager was dumbfounded when he saw it, and quickly issued a rescue barrage: Qu Siyang is a good baby.

#健康宝贝 is Liang Wen who loves cutting. Keep your eyes open and concentrate on making the show.

#that is. It\'s like Qu Siyang, peeking at my minister.

The manager was speechless and choked, heaven, earth. I seem to be doing something wrong.

The seven guests stood still, and Qiu Bao said: "As usual, I will ask questions. If the answer is yes, then squat down. If the answer is no, continue to stand. The three of them are in the same position at the same time, forming a group. The remaining four guests form a group." Group."

Everyone has no objection, stand up and listen to the questions.

"Excuse me, have you confessed yourself?"

#omg.

#我臣You must not squat down, or I will lose my fans.

#My minister is the flower of Gaoling, how could he take the initiative to confess.

#我家诗韵 will only receive love letters passively.

#I really want to know if Miss Fairy is in love?

Qiu Bao: "If yes, please squat down!"

As soon as he finished speaking, among the seven guests in the audience, only Monk Ying Shunchen squatted down.

The barrage froze for half a second.

In an instant, it exploded like fireworks.

#Fuck. My minister has a sweetheart?

#impossible. My subject is a god, how could he move the hearts of mortals?

#Is this **** public in disguise?

#哥哥 Having a sweetheart is normal, why not?

#yes. My husband confessed to me. whee.

#I didn\'t see it, I don\'t know.

#Quick look, Liang Wen\'s expression, it seems that she is also shocked.

#Oh my god, Qu Siyang is about to cry. Her mood is up and down today, she will go crazy.

Qiu Bao obviously didn\'t expect Ying Shunchen to squat down on this issue.

He glanced hesitantly at the director not far away.

The director opened his mouth excitedly at him, looking at the shape of his mouth... let him ask?

He is afraid of being hunted down by fans.

Shang Lian, who was completely ignored, laughed, "I have the illusion of being hit by happiness. I actually had the same experience as the actor."

Qiu Bao coughed and asked Ying Shunchen to stand up, "Shunchen, which girl has such an honor?"

Ying Shunchen couldn\'t take his eyes off, "I am also a normal person. I will also have a girl I like."

"..." Liang Wen was puzzled: Didn\'t the original book mention this plot? Could it be Cheng Jiaozhi? The only woman in the book who has an affair with him.

#woo woo woo woo. Brother, you can fall in love, but please give me time to buffer.

#Husband don\'t you love me?

#I do not believe. It\'s all for show effect.

#+1.

#It must be the director who forced me to say so.

Director: Hey, inexplicably blamed.

Qiu Bao: "Oh. Can you describe the type of girl?"

Ying Shunchen paused.

He Shiyun interjected, "Village Master, men generally can\'t answer such details. How about changing the question?"

Qiu Bao laughed: "How?"

He Shiyun pointed at Liang Wen, "Let Shunchen tell me, which style is the girl between me and Wenwen who can make him confess?"

#呵 shameless.

#草草草!

#贾诗韵铃呵 fine practice!

#My minister doesn\'t like anyone.

#Don\'t give yourself money

#If you want to choose, you can only choose Liang Wen, who has half a dime relationship with you!

The barrage yelled and cursed.

Liang Wen who was cueed innocently: "??! Can I not participate?"

Ying Shunchen gave He Shiyun a nod of approval, then pointed at Liang Wen, "She\'s like this!"

"..." He Shiyun: Grass, my mother\'s face hurts so much!

Liang Wen: "??????"

Everyone: "..."

#I\'m **** sore!

#I\'m deaf and didn\'t hear!

#I don\'t don\'t don\'t don\'t!

#All show effects! Too fake!

#I understand, because Liang Wen is the koi of the God of Fortune, my minister must choose her.

#This show is poisonous.

Qu Siyang was disappointed, "Senior He, why didn\'t you put me in the options? Many people like my type."

He Shiyun: "If I put you in, even Shun Chen would not choose."

Qu Siyang: "Oh!"

Qiu Bao: "Okay. Let\'s pass this question. Next question: I am very happy recently! If yes, please squat down!"

Swish Squat this time: Liang Wen, Ying Shunchen, He Shiyun, Qi Chuanchuan!

OK. Grouping succeeded!

Qu Siyang cried immediately, "What are you doing? Wen Bao, I want to be with you."

Liang Wen also looked confused. Now it\'s fun!

He Shiyun immediately walked up to Ying Shunchen, stretched out her hand and said, "Shunchen, please take care of me."

#Get your dog hands out of the way!

#so annoying. This woman is poisonous.

#She just kept staring at me. My minister squatted down, and she quickly squatted down.

Qi Chuanchuan walked up to Liang Wen with a look of embarrassment, "Wen Bao, I will never delay this episode of the show. I want to get rid of the shame of \'dragging the bottle\'."

Liang Wen: "...I wish you success!"

Seeing Qi Chuanchuan approaching Liang Wen again, Ying Shunchen\'s eyes darkened.

But in front of the camera, he didn\'t show it, but turned around with a smile and asked, "Master Qiu, after talking for a long time, what is the name of the village we are going to this time, and where is it?"

When he asked, everyone turned their attention to Qiu Bao.

"My village is called Longtan Village. On the other side of the mountain..." He turned and pointed, "along the Wujiang River, a village on the floodplain at the foot of the mountain. The registered population is 474, 99% of which are Tujia. It is rich in relics and is my most cherished hometown.”

#奖宝美美丽达 of the 56 nationalities.

#He wants to take the village master to the end.

#秋宝One shoulder to shoulder 56 village masters, very good.

Le Jun: "I can\'t see it."

"I need to walk a certain mountain road." Qiu Bao said with a smile: "Please name the teams first."

The two groups got together to think of a name.

Qi Chuanchuan: "In the last episode, I, Siyang, and Wenwen were brothers and sisters. This time, the name will continue. I will definitely beat them."

He Shiyun smiled, "That\'s so uninspired. Shun Chen is the oldest among us, why not listen to his idea."

#Pooh. He Shiyun is two years older than my minister, and her age in Baidu Encyclopedia has changed to a younger one.

#Really shameless, pretending to be tender and small.

#She just wants to get close and rub my minister\'s traffic.

#No. My Shi Yun is not this kind of person.

#roll.

#Get out. Washing white is useless.

He Shiyun\'s fans are vulnerable in front of Ying Shunchen\'s fans, as long as she does something inappropriate, she will be torn apart by the subjects.

He Shiyun selfishly wanted to get closer to Ying Shunchen so as to create some topics, at least she could be regarded as a friend who had been on the same program in the future. I don\'t know that the barrage has already turned upside down.

Liang Wen kept an eye on her nose and mind, and did not get involved in this topic.

Ying Shunchen glanced at her calmly, and said with a smile: "It happens that there are four people in our team, how about picking a word from each person\'s name?"

He Shiyun immediately applauded, "Okay, okay. This idea is really good."

Liang Wen nodded indiscriminately, as a sign of agreement.

Qi Chuanchuan also knew that Ying Shunchen had more say than him in terms of status in the entertainment industry, age, and everything. So also seconded.

Ying Shunchen pondered for a moment, then said, "Why don\'t we call it the \'Beautiful Days\' team?"

Liang Wen: "!!"

The beautiful scenery of a good minister will be shared with you. These eight characters are engraved in the heart-shaped diamond ring, lying in her heart.

This person is so blatant, isn\'t he afraid of being noticed by others?

But in front of the camera, she can\'t have too many facial expressions, she can only maintain a smirk.

He Shiyun read it twice with the tip of her tongue, with a puzzled look on her face, "I can understand Liangchen. One is from you, and the other is from Wenwen, but why are there no names for me and Chuanchuan?"

Qi Chuanchuan laughed twice, and suddenly his IQ was on the line, "I know. Beauty, it refers to me. My appearance is on the line, and I can support this word."

#face! Silly Chuan!

#Ha ha ha ha. He Shiyun\'s face almost stinks to death.

#我家诗韵 can afford this beautiful word. What nonsense is a little milk dog who is about to die.

#川川\'s face value is one of the best in the boy group, but your poetry is beautiful? funny!

#wrong. Why does it feel like my minister blurted out these four words. Is it possible? ?

#My minister is smart. Just think about it and come out. what else! Stop conspiracy theory!

Ying Shunchen explained: "The word beautiful refers to the rhyme of poetry. You are a great river and a great scene."

He Shiyun was overjoyed, she is now the beauty appointed by the actor.

Qi Chuanchuan shrugged indifferently, "Very good!"

On the other side, the three of them had a good discussion and shouted: "We are the Happy Team!"

OK. The two teams assembled and set off for Longtan Village.

"My distinguished guest, please go to my village with the Maugus dancers."

As soon as the words fell, the rough horn sounded. The grass-clothed men danced rough dances and opened the way ahead.

Stepping on the gravel road, the team marched mightily towards the ravine.

There are beautiful wild flowers all over the mountains, and a few plum trees and peach trees are dotted in the fields, which is a summer pastoral beauty.

He Shiyun chattered around Ying Shunchen, while Liang Wen walked slowly behind, kicking stones.

Qu Siyang stepped forward to put his arms around her, leaned close to his ear and said in a low voice, "I\'ll fix her up later."

Dare to join in the heat with her idol, rub traffic, can\'t bear it!

She wants to punish her on behalf of all subjects and Liang Wen who was bullied for no reason!

Liang Wen squeezed her palm and shook her head slightly.

Qu Siyang laughed, left her and went to chat with Qiu Bao.

After walking for two miles, passing fertile fields and crossing a small river, I finally came to a village.

Different from the boat-shaped houses of the Li nationality in Hainan, most of the old buildings of the Tujia nationality are stilted buildings with stable colors and light structures. Bamboo forests are occasionally interspersed in the building. The green mountains and green waters, beautifully built trees, look very comfortable.

Everyone stood at the entrance of the village, amazed. The trend of modern civilization has advanced to every corner of the world, but this place has been forgotten alone, and such a complete Tujia settlement is still preserved, which is really rare.

At this time, the elder brothers and younger sisters of the Tujia nationality ran out of the village, each with a bowl of wine in their hands, singing and dancing, and still kept from drinking.

"Come here. My respected guest, please drink the welcome wine! Good luck, good luck to go out." Qiu Bao took a bowl of wine from one of the sisters, raised his head and drank it.

Everyone was dumbfounded, they really drank it.

Before it was over, Qiu Bao brought another bowl, and after drinking it, he drank another bowl, three bowls in a row.

#Ha ha ha ha. The baby is leading by example, so that the guests can\'t shirk.

#There must be someone saying that they are allergic or something.

#You can\'t help but drink this welcoming wine. If you don\'t drink, you can\'t enter the gate of the village.

At this time, each of the seven guests brought three bowls of wine.

He Shiyun: "Master, do girls want to drink too?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Qu Siyang picked up a bowl of wine and drank it.

#Ha ha ha ha. It\'s so refreshing to slap in the face.

#Siyang Is it against He Shiyun on purpose?

#Siyang and Liang Wen have a good relationship. In the last issue, He Shiyun cheated Liang Wen. He must take revenge.

The corners of He Shiyun\'s mouth twitched, so she had no choice but to pick up the wine and swallow it down her throat with her small mouth squeezed.

Liang Wen was a little dumbfounded. The three bowls of wine in front of her were rice wine brewed by the Tujia family. They tasted sweet and full of stamina. This is in front of the camera, if you do something uncomfortable, then I will say goodbye to you.

Didn\'t I just take advantage of the wine to kiss... Then who is it!

cough cough!

While hesitating, Ying Shunchen leaned over, "Are you allergic to alcohol? The kind where you get rashes all over your body when you drink?"

Liang Wen let out an ah. Ying Shunchen blinked slightly at her.

Liang Wen snorted and said in a low voice, "Is it okay?"

#Huh! What are my minister and Liang Wen muttering about?

#camera, give me a positive face!

Ying Shunchen said to Qiu Bao: "Wenwen said she was allergic to alcohol and would develop severe rashes. Can I help her drink this wine?"

#I rely on. My minister actually drinks for Liang Wen.

#Six bowls of wine must not fall down.

#我臣Although I have a good capacity for alcohol, don\'t just help the female artist in the show? Isn\'t a Cheng Jiaozhi annoying?

#I understand your feelings in front, but you also know that my minister has always been kind, and he often does this kind of effort.

Qiu Bao saw that Ying Shunchen\'s eyes were firm, as if if he dared to say no, the show would stop immediately.

He hurriedly said: "Why not! Wenwen is a lucky koi, if she makes a mistake, our show will be ruined."

The director\'s eyes widened with anger: I\'m pissed. Qiu Bao, please swallow these words back for me.

Qiu Bao coughed twice, pretending not to see the director who was already running wild, and continued: "Wenwen, come on. Whether our program can persist in going through the 56 ethnic villages is entirely up to you."

Liang Wen has a dark face, she is under a lot of pressure.

He Shiyun leaned over, "I can\'t drink too..."

Qu Siyang immediately said: "Brother Ying can\'t help you. You can find Le Jun."

He Shiyun smiled, "It\'s nothing, I just said it casually. I still have a little capacity for alcohol." Unlike some people, they are too pretending!

#我家小仙女 is a group favorite.

#There is still a film emperor covering.

#Don\'t be shy. My minister is just kind-hearted.

#Seeing that my minister is nice to other women. Man I will be angry.

#四地爆爆, real name envy this woman named Liang Wen!

After everyone drank the welcome wine, they walked to the square in front of Longtan Village.

In the construction of a new countryside here, an activity venue has been set up, where you can look at the mountains next to the water, and you can have group activities or daily morning exercises and rest here on weekdays.

A huge camphor tree on the square covers half of the site. Knowing that there is a celebrity coming to do the show today, all the old and young in the village crowded over, and even some children climbed on the branches of the trees and laughed with their feet up.

"My Village" is not like some variety shows when martial law goes to the village and drives people away. Instead, it allows the guests to really integrate with the locals, experience the authenticity of the national culture, and be an in-depth experiencer instead of spectators.

Qiu Bao smiled and shouted: "The seven guests have drank the welcome wine, and they are the most distinguished guests of our Longtan village. Come, come, wave your hands and dance!"

All of a sudden, a group of Tujia brothers and sisters rushed from the side, held the hands of seven guests, and began to dance hand-waving around the camphor tree.

The most obvious feature of the hand-waving dance is the straight crutches, where the hands and feet on the same side swing at the same time, the movements are consistent, and the body lines are smooth and natural, which is very suitable for group dancing. The seven guests more or less have a foundation in dancing, and it is not difficult at all to move their hands. Soon they merged with the villagers of Longtan Village.

In an instant, Zhangshu Square became a sea of ​​dancing.

The two Tujia sisters who danced hand in hand with Ying Shunchen had blushing faces and sweaty palms from excitement.

This is pie in the sky, to be able to dance with a star who can only be seen on TV on weekdays is really blessed by the White Tiger God.

#I got lemons!

#我是Mongolian, I want to dance Gu bowl dance with my minister!

#我是Miao nationality, I want to dance bronze drums with my minister!

#I am a Dai nationality, I want to dance the peacock dance with my minister!

#I am the Zhuang nationality, I want to dance the pole dance with my minister.

In an instant, a group of subjects were so sad that they were dying... One after another, they made wishes that were almost impossible to realize.

The formation changed, the two rows faced each other, Liang Wen raised her head, and Ying Shunchen\'s face instantly appeared in front of her.

Liang Wen was taken aback, but two cameras followed her closely, so she had to squint her eyes and maintain a moderate smile.

Ying Shunchen raised his lips, stretched out his hand, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "This time it\'s my turn to dance with you."


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