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Chapter 28:



Seeing Ying Shunchen dancing with other women, the barrage has already blown up beyond recognition.

#Off powder! My husband held hands with other women and danced.

#This is just a show, why are you so extreme.

#我臣 and the actress still have an intimate scene, it’s more extreme than this, can you have some fan literacy?

#I\'m so sour that I\'m dying.

Liang Wen has a small number of fans, so she came up to try to defend her idol, but was instantly squeezed out by Ying Shunchen\'s fan barrage.

The scene was still harmonious.

Qi Chuanchuan pulled Qu Siyang to jump, he was handsome and tall, standing out in the crowd.

Le Jun took the initiative to pull He Shiyun to dance. Although He Shiyun was not happy, but after all, the camera was in front of her, she still kept a smiling face, and strived to build a good impression and attract fans in the second issue.

Shang Lian is pitiful, he can only dance with the Tujia brothers and sisters. However, he was born as a comedian, and he danced the hand-waving dance like a convulsion dance, which also attracted a lot of attention.

After the welcome wine and welcome dance, the seven guests put on traditional Tujia costumes and walked to the center of the square. The sun shines from the cracks in the branches of the big camphor tree, and shines on the multicolored pleated skirts of Ying Shunchen, Qi Chuanchuan, Le Jun and Monk Lian.

#I go. Occasion. Let\'s brush up the four big men in women\'s clothing.

#You forgot to count the village master Qiu.

#Strictly speaking, it can only be regarded as a half-length women\'s clothing boss.

#Who said that a man wearing a skirt is a master of women\'s clothing. Fans have a lot of imagination.

#Whether wearing pants or skirts, I will always be the one who looks the best. whee.

#我臣 really paid too much for this show. It\'s not easy. Tears.

#Wow. Miss Liang Wen looks good in anything.

#奈思阳 When he came up, he looked like he was walking on a runway, so easy to attack.

#According to the urine nature of the previous issue, Qu Siyang will break the attack in a second soon.

Qiu Bao was very happy to see the other four male guests wearing beautiful skirts like him, and said with a smile: "Everyone is the most beautiful guest today."

Four male guests: "..."

"Next we will hold a Tujia version of the sports meeting. According to the usual practice, the winners of the two teams can enjoy Tujia delicacies. The losing team will have to work hard to cook their own meals."

Qu Siyang raised his hand, "There are only three of us here."

Qiu Bao: "I count you as the team. There are two men and two women in the Liangchen Meijing team. After I join your Happy Team, there will be three men and one woman. What a bargain."

Qu Siyang: "Then who will be the referee?"

Qiu Bao: "It\'s been arranged a long time ago. Brother Tian, ​​please."

The little brother Tian he was talking about was a villager in Longtan village. He was in his early twenties, handsome, sweet-mouthed, and smart. He was selected by the program team from 474 people in the village to be the host of the sports meeting.

Brother Tian jumped out from the crowd and shouted: "Fathers and folks, our most distinguished guests in Longtan Village, and the audience watching the live broadcast, hello everyone. I am Brother Tian, ​​and I am the referee for this sports meeting .Please support me a lot.”

#ouch. This is definitely an extra. Not from Longtan Village.

#We Tujia people are also good at cutting talents. Don\'t look down on people.

I omit here the tearing barrage of whether Brother N Doyuda is a local.

"There are a total of three competitions in this sports meeting." Speaking of this, Tian Xiaoge smiled, "From the perspective of the number, it is a bit small. However, these three competitions are unique to our Tujia. It will definitely make everyone\'s eyes shine. , will definitely make everyone unforgettable forever!"

#Ha ha ha ha. I heard the subtext of the pit guest again.

#look forward to.

He said while pulling off the scarf on his head, "The first item: pull the belt! We Tujia people usually take off the scarf in the fields when we are happy, just like me, wrap the scarf around the waist and throw it with others. One scene, that hearty, really powerful."

"My distinguished guests, please send one of the two teams in turn, and the winner will get one point. The team with the highest score in the end will win the first event."

Qu Siyang: "Referee, don\'t we girls have belts?"

Qiu Bao clicked his tongue, "I will lend you mine later!"

Qu Siyang groaned.

In this sport, in addition to comparing strength, it is also better than the formation of troops. There are four people on each side, each with strengths and weaknesses. Especially after Qiu Bao joined the Le Busi Shu team, three men and one woman played against two men and two women. It is true that the Lebu Shu team is stronger. But whoever is to be sent to battle shall be drawn by lot. This variable is big. The story of Hetian Ji\'s horse racing is the same.

The two teams draw lots separately. Leaving aside the situation of other people\'s lottery, Qu Siyang jumped up excitedly when he got the opponent\'s name, covered his mouth and stared in disbelief.

#Mom. You can tell at a glance that she has slapped my minister.

#What kind of fairy luck is this. Doing shows with idols, and pulling belts together...

#Well. Pulling off the idol\'s belt... I\'m so excited.

#All give me brains.

#You don’t think it’s because of the good relationship between Qu Siyang and Liang Wen that luck has been super prosperous recently?

#是呵, even He Shiyun is said to be playing the second female lead. Incredible.

#被谢谢谢鲁小姐姐!

For the rest, He Shiyun played against Qiu Bao, Qi Chuanchuan fought against Le Jun, and finally Liang Wen and Shang Lian fought against each other.

A large circle with a diameter of 10 meters limits the pulling range of the participating players. As long as this circle is out, the foul fails.

Ying Shunchen and Qu Siyang each tied their belts and stood in the center of the circle at the same time.

#Ha ha ha ha. Laugh and turn around. The aggressive Siyang was so ashamed that he couldn\'t lift his head.

#nonsense! When I wanted to see my minister, I immediately knelt down.

#Understand understand. My minister looks so good that one\'s legs go limp.

Pulling the belt, as the name suggests, is to grab the opponent\'s belt tied around the waist and pull the opponent out of the circle by pulling and tripping. First of all, you have to bend down and hold the opponent\'s belt firmly.

Just as Ying Shunchen stretched out his hand and tried to grab Qu Siyang\'s belt, Qu Siyang backed away in shock, waved his hands and said, "No way, no way!"

Ying Shunchen: "..."

#hahahahaha.

#I can\'t stand it anymore. Forgive Qu Siyang.

#In Siyang\'s eyes, Ying Shunchen is a statue that can only be seen from a distance and not played with.

Brother Tian shouted: "Guests, please don\'t delay the game time, overtime is considered a loss."

After speaking, he blew his whistle, and the first round of belt pulling began.

Qiu Bao, Le Jun and Monk Lian saw that Qu Siyang was coquettish, weak and shy in front of Ying Shunchen, and couldn\'t do anything, so the three of them shouted together from behind: "Think of him as your ex-boyfriend!"

In the first issue, Qu Siyang broke the news that he was drunk and called his ex-boyfriend but was accused of harassment by her.

Qu Siyang turned his head, his shy face changed into a disgusted face of eating shit, "If Brother Ying is my ex-boyfriend, I will commit suicide."

Everyone: "..."

#hahahahaha.

#What kind of work is it to turn the mouthful idol into an ex-boyfriend.

#我臣If I become my ex-boyfriend, then I am really an idiot.

Qu Siyang twisted and pinched, tried left and right, and finally got both hands on Ying Shunchen\'s belt.

Being so close to her idol, with such an unbelievable posture, she found it difficult to even breathe, and swallowed twice involuntarily.

It was obvious that he should concentrate, but he shouted in his heart: Damn, my minister is so handsome! His face was enlarged in front of me, and I could see my reflection in his eyes! !

As soon as Ying Shunchen exerted his strength, Qu Siyang suffocated and knelt down on the ground without even resisting.

The speed of surrender and the standard kneeling posture caught everyone off guard!

Brother Tian was stunned for a moment, "Get up and continue! Only when you get out of the circle will you lose!"

Qu Siyang knew that he was particularly ashamed, so he buried his head deeply between his legs, acting like an ostrich. After hearing Brother Tian\'s words, she immediately got up and took two steps back, and retreated to the outside of the circle, "I lost!"

Ying Shunchen: "..."

#hahahahahaha.

#楚思阳Don\'t cry, stand up and roll!

#If I were Qu Siyang, I would have knelt earlier than her, and I would have knelt more simply than her!

#Fan true portrayal.

The other three members of the Lebusishu team hated iron but steel, and pulled Qu Siyang back to prevent her from continuing to be ashamed.

The second match between He Shiyun and Qiu Bao was obviously an unequal match. He Shiyun was so delicate, she was pushed out of the circle by Qiu Bao just before she bent down.

The two teams scored 1-1.

In the second match, Qi Chuanchuan played against Le Jun.

Liang Wen didn\'t hold out much hope. After all, Qi Chuanchuan is a beautiful boy who looks strong but is delicate, and Le Jun is a well-educated athlete. Compared with the two, Qi Chuanchuan\'s hope of winning is indeed not great.

The two entered the field, each pulling the opponent\'s belt, bending over and staring fiercely. Brother Tian gave an order, and the two kicked their feet and started to work.

The crowd cheered suddenly, and the fans in the barrage also cheered for their idols.

It\'s just that Qi Chuanchuan is a delicate, stupid, cute, and mentally handicapped boy. Fans are very Buddhist to him, love him but don\'t force him. Win or lose.

After the last episode, Le Jun also attracted many female fans who like muscular men. These fans just didn\'t like beautiful boys like Qi Chuanchuan, so they naturally shouted arrogantly in the barrage to tell Qi Chuanchuan to go down quickly.

Le Jun lived up to everyone\'s expectations, and he squeezed Qi Chuanchuan to the edge of the circle in two strokes, and pushed him out with another push.

Just when everyone thought that Qi Chuanchuan was going to lose, he suddenly turned around. Le Jun was short and rushed out from under Qi Chuanchuan\'s armpits, falling out of the circle!

Qi Chuanchuan showed a sly smile, stood up slowly, and suddenly his aura was 2.8 meters!

#Fuck. what\'s the situation?

#我悲川Not stupid anymore! congratulations!

#琼川川 is too treacherous, my Junjun is not convinced by the loss!

Brother Tian yelled, "The Good Day Meijing team scored another point."

The score between the two teams is now 2:1.

In the last match, Liang Wen faced Shang Lian. If Liang Wen wins, Liangchen Meijing will win 3:1. If Liang Wen loses, the two teams will tie and need to play another game.

But everyone looked at the two standing on the field and subconsciously felt that Liang Wen, who is a delicate woman, would be no match for the strong and strong Shang Lian.

He Shiyun walked up to Ying Shunchen, and said with a smile: "Wenwen, don\'t be like me, and suffer the loss of being a girl. Say yes, Shunchen."

She originally wanted to have a conversation with Ying Shunchen, so as to attract the camera, but who knew that she would never die to talk about Liang Wen, so Ying Shunchen immediately pursed her lips and said, "Wenwen is different from you."

He Shiyun: "??!"

Sharp-eyed fans immediately caught this scene, and someone immediately shouted:

#贾诗韵 You TM stay away from me.

# so annoying. My minister is always rubbed on the show.

#There is Cheng Jiaozhi in the front, and He Shiyun in the back.

#Fortunately, my minister doesn\'t like to talk to her, otherwise I will crawl over the Internet and find her to settle accounts.

Qu Siyang and Qi Chuanchuan both stood by, jumping and jumping, cheering Liang Wen.

Liang Wen clenched her fists at the two of them.

Ying Shunchen is not in the mood, but he can\'t express himself as unrestrainedly as in the mutual combination. But it\'s a team after all, he raised his voice and shouted, "Wenwen!"

Liang Wen turned her head and fell into Ying Shunchen\'s smiling eyes.

Oops, the earlobe is starting to get hot again.

Liang Wen blinked and forced a smile.

Ying Shunchen raised his fist, "Come on!"

Liang Wen hummed and turned around.

Ying Shunchen: "??!"

#Oh, Liang Wen has such a big spectrum.

#that is. My minister is also cheering her on the face of the same team, why should she speak coldly.

#I said you fans, He Shiyun went to Ying Shunchen, you think he is too hot. Liang Wen kept a good distance, and you both disliked others for not giving face.

#She is just a small internet celebrity who has just entered the Tao. It is because of **** luck that I have a show with my minister.

#Don\'t you guys think she is trying to say no? ?

# bored to death. Can you please stop making noise. Can\'t you just watch the show?

Director: Tsk tsk. Boss Ying really deserves to be an eye-catching black hole, every move can explode countless barrages.

Liang Wen stood at the center of the circle and gestured to Shang Lian, "Please give me your advice!"

Shang Lian said solemnly: "I will minimize the time you spend making a fool of yourself as much as possible."

Liang Wen smiled and said, "I will give you the same words."

At first, it was **** for tat, and the onlookers cheered.

Both sides grab each other\'s belts, push back straight, press down on the back, and concentrate all the strength on the legs.

Brother Tian gave an order, and the two started.

The strength of the Tujia\'s belt is the strength of the legs. You can\'t use your hands or your head. You can only use your legs to wrap, hook, or stumble. If the opponent pushes out of the circle, it is considered a win.

Generally speaking, the weight of the two sides in the competition is about the same. Here, in order to increase the sense of entertainment, the program group deliberately mixed men and women, which may achieve unexpected results, such as Qu Siyang who lost in the first round without a fight.

Besides, for a female artist, it is indecent to drag her legs while pulling with a male artist.

So He Shiyun felt that Liang Wen would be the same as her, just deal with it casually and admit defeat.

The image of female artists is bigger than the sky, this is a fact recognized by everyone.

Who knows, Liang Wen is a person with a slanted sword, she directly put aside the image of a female artist, and directly entangled Monk Lian\'s legs when she went up, with a fierce look in her eyes, as if I wanted to throw him to the ground ferocity.

Seeing that Jiao Didi\'s little girl is so powerful, the surrounding villagers immediately applauded and cheered, and the atmosphere of the competition was very enthusiastic.

Shang Lian was a little underestimating the enemy at first, thinking that Liang Wen was a girl after all, and she was a nice person. He said he wanted to show her some flair, but in fact there was nothing he could do, so when Liang Wen tripped him with her legs, , he almost fell down.

Fortunately, he has good adaptability, and his feet are on the ground in time. If he doesn\'t come up, he will lose, otherwise he will be ashamed.

Liang Wen couldn\'t make a single blow, she clenched Shang Lian\'s belt with both hands, kicked her hind legs, pushed her shoulders together, and Shang Lian felt the force of her trying to push him out of the circle.

This power is not small, and he must use all his strength to resist it.

"Wen Bao hit him! Hit him!" This was Qu Siyang\'s cry.

The barrage also exploded.

#Unexpectedly, Miss Shenxian is a real guy.

#梁雯 is so fierce, Shang Lian\'s face looks like he\'s trying to **** it up.

#come on! come on!

#梁雯 is a dancer. I usually exercise a lot, and it\'s normal to have strong muscles.

#A lot of skinny girls have strong hands, so don\'t underestimate them. A **** and tearful warning from an ex-boyfriend.

Just when Shang Lian\'s whole body strength was concentrated on his waist and shoulders, Liang Wen unexpectedly stretched out his right leg and twisted his right leg. Before he could react, she pushed her knee against him and immediately pushed her shoulder. Lian directly fell back and sat down on the ground.

The Liangchen Meijing team scored another point and defeated the Lebusishu team 3:1.

#hahahahaha.

#Mom, just say don’t underestimate girls.

#尚莱losing so fast!

Liang Wen stretched out her hand, "Brother Shang, I\'ve accepted it!"

Shang Lian rubbed his butt, grabbed her hand and stood up, teasing her: "Wenwen, you can\'t find a boyfriend like this."

Who dares to find a girlfriend who is more powerful than himself, and will be beaten to the ground every minute. How terrible!

"..." Ying Shunchen: Nonsense. Of course she doesn\'t need a boyfriend. Is the ready-made husband a decoration?

But Liang Wen smiled and said, "Who said I couldn\'t find it?"

Ying Shunchen\'s heart ached immediately.

Seeing this, Zuo Xing laughed again. Chen\'er\'s participation in this program is purely to seek guilt.

#Ah ah ah ah. Miss Sister is so tough.

#wowen is full of aggressiveness. I\'m about to be bent.

#Everyone go and see Qu Siyang. Secretly looking at idols and being so shy, I almost died from laughing.

#It\'s also a woman, why does He Shiyun lose with a push? Really able to pretend.

#诗韵 is very delicate. It\'s really different from some people who look weak but are actually strong.

#Ouch, the IQ in front of me was rubbed on the ground. What kind of people really attract what kind of fans.

Tian Xiaoge announced the first sport to pull the belt, and the Liangchen Meijing team won a point.

"The second competition event: throwing the swing."

With that said, brother Tian led everyone to the river.

Longtan village, as the name suggests, this village is built along the river, leaning on the mountains, relying on the water, drought and flood, and it is a geomantic treasure land that the ancestors of the Tujia settled down after surveying many places.

In addition to the old camphor tree in the square, there is also a sweetgum tree by the river with luxuriant branches and leaves. It takes several people to hug the trunk. At first glance, it looks like a hundred-year-old tree.

At this moment, two thick ropes more than ten meters long hang from the branches of this liquidambar tree, and a pedal is tied underneath, which is enough for two people to step on.

When the summer wind blows, the swing is slightly swaying, and the eyes are full of green mountains and green waters, which is really pleasant.

Brother Tian smiled and said: "Look, everyone, there is a bell over there. Swing on the swing, the team that rings the bell first wins this competition."

Liang Wen narrowed her eyes to block the light, and then she could see clearly that there was a bell tied with a ribbon hanging on another branch of the sweetgum tree. No wonder the bell was faintly heard just now.

It\'s just that the height is really high. Ordinarily, swinging on the swing is just for fun, but the swing of the Tujia people needs to swing high.

He Shiyun exclaimed: "This is too high. Impossible to kick."

#摇秋千 is not unique to the Tujia people. There are Korean, Hani and many other ethnic groups, and we Han people also have the custom of swinging.

#秋千 There are many ethnic groups. But this is the first time I have seen such a high swing.

#My Korean swing is also very tall and easy to cut? !

#My Tujia’s swing is also so high.

# I played it when I was young, but I haven\'t played it for a long time.

Brother Tian demonstrated first. He stepped on the pedal, bent his legs, kicked back hard, followed the swing inertia, and flew into the air directly. The posture is handsome, like a swallow flying in the sky, soaring to the sky. The first swing is just exerting force, the second swing, Brother Tian rushed straight to the direction of the bell, the wooden board hit it, and the bell sounded instantly, the demonstration was successful.

Everyone exclaimed and applauded.

#Wow, I was so happy when Brother Tian hit the bell.

#look forward to.

#This is still a bit difficult, the strength of the arms and waist is not enough, it is difficult to fly.

"Two teams, please divide into two groups, and play in turn." Brother Tian said some safety matters, and left time for the two teams to divide into groups.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, He Shiyun grabbed Ying Shunchen first, "Shunchen, I\'m on your team."

Ying Shunchen glanced at her, or the light in his eyes was too cold, He Shiyun felt cold and quickly withdrew her hand.

Qi Chuanchuan jumped in front of Liang Wen, "Wenwen, I\'m good at swinging, let me go with you."

Liang Wen was about to open her mouth to say yes, but Ying Shunchen was beside her and said with a half-smile: "Wenwen and I\'s height match is just right."

Liang Wen: "???!!"

#what\'s the situation? Did I hear wrong just now?

#Ah ah ah. My minister, why do you insist on finding Liang Wen for a match?

#Above you quickly take back your words. What is pairing, a pair with TM. My subject is not matched with anyone.

#You guys are so sensitive. Qi Chuanchuan is a head shorter than my minister, and about the same height as Liang Wen. The two are too close in height, so it\'s not easy to flirt. He Shiyun is also very short, just one taller and one lower than Qi Chuanchuan, it is indeed more advantageous to combine the two from the perspective of mechanics.

#The truth in front of it. My minister is not a person who forgets to be pink when he sees sex. Besides, Liang Wen\'s appearance is just like that.

#Hold back for a long time. Why did I, Wen, provoke you. Every time I have to be brought out to say a meal. Can\'t you just watch the show?

#我家诗韵 is short? It\'s funny.

#贾诗韵 fans don’t wear filters. Short is short, not bragging is not black, it is a fact.

Qi Chuanchuan didn\'t think too carefully, when he heard what Ying Shunchen said, he frowned and thought about it, and said, "That\'s right. Then let\'s go with Sister Shiyun. This way we have a better chance of winning."

He Shiyun gritted her teeth, but she didn\'t dare to show it in front of the camera, she could only smile and say, "Yes."

The first scene is Qu Siyang and Le Jun.

With safety ropes tied around their waists, the two stood facing each other on the pedals.

However, Qu Siyang seemed a little afraid of heights. Seeing that the bottom of his feet was hanging in the air, and there was a rocky beach below, his face turned pale immediately.

Le Jun felt her trembling and comforted him: "Siyang, you will close your eyes later and listen to my command. If I say bend your knees, you should bend your knees and push hard. If I say push straight, you should push straight and hard. As long as we hit the bell Won."

Qu Siyang hummed indiscriminately, and couldn\'t help but look down at his feet, and his face turned paler immediately.

Liang Wen was a little worried, "Siyang, are you okay?"

Qi Chuanchuan laughed beside him, "It turns out that Qu Wudi is afraid of heights."

Ying Shunchen glanced at Liang Wen, and then shouted at Qu Siyang: "Siyang, come on. Don\'t be afraid!"

This sentence was like a panacea. Qu Siyang, who was sluggish and about to cry, was filled with chicken blood. Immediately, his eyesight and dizziness stopped. Thank you Brother Ying. I\'m not afraid!"

Everyone: "..."

#她呀, strength favorite fan!

#I also want my brother Ying to say to me: You are a fool in the exam, afraid that it will dry out!

#The one in front is going to laugh at me to death. My minister will not swear.

Brother Tian blew his whistle and gave them a push.

Le Jun bent his knees and stepped on the board first, the swing rose into the air, and Qu Siyang immediately yelled.

#puff! What about idol energy? !

#I am afraid that Ying Shunchen should kiss Qu Siyang to restrain her fear of heights.

Walking with a big swing, swinging about 60 degrees, Qu Siyang\'s shouts rose and fell for a while, and finally his voice became hoarse.

Even with such efforts, there is still a distance from the bell.

Le Jun\'s eardrums were about to burst, so he had no choice but to give up and slow down, and the two of them stopped slowly.

Then Ying Shunchen and Liang Wen came on stage.

The two stood on the pedals, holding the rope with both hands up and down. When the river wind blew, the hem of the colorful pleated skirt fluttered. Two camera positions present the perfect profiles of the two in front of the audience, and at the same time, another camera position circles around the two.

The barrage exploded again.

#Fuck, what should I do if I suddenly feel that the two are a good match. Unwillingness from a senior official fan.

#It seems to be shooting an idol drama.

#What a beauty.

#梁雯 was ashamed, Shun Chen staggered his eyes, there was something wrong with the two of them.

#啊啊啊, I don’t agree with each other, but they are really a good match.

#良晨大组 I am going to carry it up.

#I also want to eat this pair of cp.

#don\'t want. I am subject to all mankind.

#吃process Jiaozhi and Ying Shunchen\'s cp, and finally got disgusted. I will wait and see for a while.

Ying Shunchen almost pressed Liang Wen\'s earlobe, and asked in a low voice, "Do you still want to find a boyfriend?"

"??!" Liang Wen: Where did you say that?

#I rely on them to whisper.

#Can\'t hear, what are you talking about?

Ying Shunchen: "You can try it!"

Liang Wen\'s face was full of black lines, and she felt that if she said she would try it, he would directly hang it on this sweetgum tree and dry it into jerky.

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